For those who want to be more creative than just giving him a blow…
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1. Say his name.
Studies show the sound we love most is the sound of our own names being
said by someone who you want to bone. Those are literally the results of
all the studies. I swear.
2. Speak in a language you don’t know.
Have you ever tried to speak in fake Spanish? Just roll your R’s a
lot and list the names of vegetables and fruits and talk about la
biblioteca. Nothing is hotter.
3. Use a straw.
Maybe it’s beer, maybe it’s a wine cooler, maybe it’s Kool-Aid. Either
way, you’re sucking on something and that makes guys think of refreshing
drinks.
4. Whisper sweet nothings.
Like, literally whisper the words “sweet nothings” over and over again.
It doesn’t mean anything at all but if you whisper it low enough so he
can’t hear what you’re saying, it’ll just seem like a sexy whisper.
5. Mouth the names of the friends of his you kinda wanna make out with.
He won’t know why you keep mouthing, “Your friend Sean, your friend Sean,” but he’ll love the way your mouth moves.
6. Press it against his car window and puff your cheeks out like a fish.
It’s important that this is a really filthy car, if you know what I
mean. Cause if he stays with you after that, it’s about to get
FREAKAAAYYYYY.
7. Tie a cherry stem into the shape of his favorite basketball player’s body with your tongue.
This is not easy to do and if you complete this task successfully, you
should win an award that comes with a plaque, because who are you and
how did you do that??
8. Open your mouth obscenely wide when you kiss him.
Really envelope his whole mouth with your mouth, then push your breath
out so hard it hits the back of his throat and he passes out from how
weird it was. How you choose to revive him is up to you. 
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